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theme, new servers and whatnot

Posted by The Dark Knight on Friday, September 19th, 2008

Okay, so some of you might have noticed our comments being swallowed (only two apparently). Thing is, Node Six transferred us to one of their new servers, and threw in a fresh new theme as a bonus, custom pimped just for our royal weakness. We were worried our site would be down for ages, but [...]

urgh…i hate punctuation, who created it

Posted by The Emrys on Wednesday, March 31st, 2010

i think you and i both have established by now that am never going to be good with titles and that sort of rot, so could you please stop thinking that the title is a giveaway to whatever am going to post about.

and while we are still on the topic of what am going to post about, can i just say that i absolutely remember tosh all about what i wanted to say here. so once again, see why the titles are never of help. so dont go running around saying “oh he posted about this or that” just because you happened to read the title.

so anyway, an attempt at posting as i try to remember what exactly i wanted to say;

is it not just so ironic that the chap who claims to have burnt down the tombs is actually a muganda. its all over today’s dailies like a wuss all over a girl he just cannot get out of his thick skull, if he’s got one that is. hey, am not linking to the story, go buy the freaking newspapers, support the economy .
so hypothetically speaking, if the baganda decided to punish this man and his ilk for doing this, i wonder which type of baganda they will be taking on. oh, did i mention he’s a witchdoctor-turned-Catholic. ok, if you know you are a witchdoctor-turned-Catholic, lets just say i feel for you.

i have developed a love for people who stutter. i am collector of them. i want to hang around them and just chill in their presence coz i happen to think they are f**cking cool. yeah, you read right, they are some of the coolest people i know and i’ll tell you why. see way back then, i used to laugh at them, it was just awesome listening to them try to talk coz i knew any second i would be on the floor laughing my ass off. i remember receiving a call once from a stuttering local celebrity. i was on the way to take a piss. i decided to take the call first. bad move, my bladder almost gave way for being put on hold for over 20minutes for a 5minute phone call. i kept trying to finish his sentences for him….it was all i could do to keep from bursting out with laughter. another time when i was still in high school, there was this one chap that had the baddest stutter i had ever heard in my very short (short both physically and in terms of time) life at the time. because it was high school, we practically had to book everything from showers to flat irons after the person that was using them at that moment. so this chap happened to be trying to book a flat iron after someone else but the words just couldn’t come out and the more he tried the more they continued to just lounge in his throat with no intention of coming out. dude, coaxed and sweet talked them in his head and just as they were about to come out, some other chap walks over and books before him. needless to say there was an explosive argument about who had booked first. where was i, i hear you ask?? well i ask you, was there a floor in the vicinity?? damn right, there was one and i was on it with tears streaming down my face from all the laughing. so my fascination with stutterers (is that a real word, i seem to coin a new one every week :D) has never ceased, except that nowadays i don’t laugh at them but am rather in awe of them. see i have this friend who stutters but the way he does it is so amazing, i love it. most people think its a bad thing and an impediment, not me. i think that’s just like starting certain words with a drum roll. That’s not an impediment, that’s suspense. and my goodness, i love suspense. this chap has mastered the art of suspense, if i were a girl….

a few days ago, i was talking on phone to a lovely girl who happens to think she’s old enough to be my mum, after all am just a mere 19 years old but thats besides the point. we got to talking about sexual networks. strangely enough she didn’t sound like a mother telling her son about sexual networks and all. but again thats besides the point. we got to breaking them down and just classifying them into categories. here’s what we came up with, so sleek which one are you in;

a) the heterosexual network. kayola.

b) the gay/lesbian network. no comment.

c) the bi-sexual network. sleek anything to say? someone wants to know where to apply. i gave them your number.

d) the bestiality network. who does that, seriously?? what? what if someone looks like moto-moto?? get outta here, stop being rude to moto-moto or as she would say, rewd!!! moto-moto is awesome!

e) the alter-boys network. this one is exclusive, if you aint a priest, don’t apply.

i have a friend called becky who can talk. apparently she has a very high word limit per day that she has got to attain. she once confided in me that she’s never managed to hit it and thats why she had to keep talking day in day out. woman even talks in her sleep just so she can have a head start on the next day. so i have mastered the art of only picking out the important lines of her talk while i get to concentrate on doing other things…whoever said men could not multi-task didn’t know about me. the worst time is when she is narrating a movie or a story. during those hard times in my life, i always think of pulling out a card that says “Stay tuned for Part 2″ just so she can stop talking. and it seems am the only one of her friends who gets to go through such hard times, *sigh*

last night on my way home i saw a passenger bus named LOL express. i just had to stop and have a peek. and indeed inside were some two fellows laughing out loud while the other 10 passengers had these silly grins on their faces. am not sure if they were just jolly people or the name of the bus had thrust it upon them but they certainly were rhyming with it. and when i told DK about it, he said they were soon naming one LMAO express, and he would know after all this bus was headed to his home town

and on that note, i now remember what funny things i originally wanted to post about. i wanted to tell y’all about my uncle, radios and locking ourselves out of the office. so i have this uncle, right?? and this guy is…oh crap, i just hit my self imposed word limit for the day. another time perhaps