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Posted by The Dark Knight on Friday, September 19th, 2008

Okay, so some of you might have noticed our comments being swallowed (only two apparently). Thing is, Node Six transferred us to one of their new servers, and threw in a fresh new theme as a bonus, custom pimped just for our royal weakness. We were worried our site would be down for ages, but [...]

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The RRA

Posted by The Dark Knight on Thursday, September 3rd, 2009

In a secret meeting in a secret basement in a secret building on a secret street in a secret town in a secret district in a secret countr… wait… in Uganda.

A tall dark handsome stands up in a room full of obscured faces.

“The first meeting of the Recovering Rolex Addicts will now come to order. I will start.

Hello. My name is DK and I have been Rolex free for two months, six days, fifteen hours and 19 minutes.”

Posted in: F.O.O.D.

19 W.E.A.K Comments on “The RRA”

  1. Pamela Says:

    Socks!!!!

    Lol just made my day.

  2. Safyre Says:

    Hi DK!!!

  3. Safyre Says:

    Hi DK!!! (Applause)

  4. Miss Cheri Says:

    Lol, Poor rolex. Too jealous and envious of narcotics and alcohol it had to become an adiction.

  5. Nev Says:

    Hello, My name is N and I have been Rolex free for 2 months and then some…

  6. Yz Says:

    There’s a reason i’ve never had a rolex before!

  7. streetsider Says:

    why the fruck would you want to recover from that addiction. some people!!

  8. Princess Says:

    Hi, my name is Princess and I have been rolex free for one year and 14 days. I would very much like to be free of this ailment.

  9. TRP Says:

    (staring hard at the ground)
    Hi, My name is TRP and i really want to be rolex free but i find myself standing by Ssentongo’s sigiri every other evening…

  10. petesmama Says:

    What is there to recover from?

    Rock on… I mean Roll on, baby! Or Rolex on! Wha’eva.

  11. Sleek Says:

    Hi, my name is Sleek and when i am not making rolexes, i am eating them…please join me

  12. Ugandan girl Says:

    lol…sleek…..my name is Ug GIrl. I have been rolex free for 9 months and i dont care about the hours, but i am doing badly, i really need a fix. Come Dec i dont think i will resist standing infront of that sigiri in Namuwongo ordering a rolex with lotsa dust and sweat.

  13. Nev Says:

    Sleek….ROTFL

  14. lulu Says:

    hahaha i dont subscribe to this place, i have been out of rolex for forever!

  15. Walkonby Says:

    Hi, my name’s WOB. I’ve been rolex free for a couple of months now, only because the hygiene police booked me for not washing my hands each time I received the dime for every rolex i handled and sold, lol

  16. The Emrys Says:

    gee, how come i missed the party on this one. ok here goes…

    hi my name is ems, and i have been rolex sober for the last 3months, only because musilamu went to the village and when he came back he went into kisiibo, but you wait when the fasting is over…i swear!!

  17. Two W.E.A.K Dudes » Blog Archive » The RRA - ten minutes later Says:

    [...] For those of you flukers peeping through the windows, if this doesn’t make sense to you, see the previous post and accompanying comments. [...]

  18. ck Says:

    RPA….damn…

  19. rolexHater Says:

    Rolii… man, my ex used to do them for breaku, lunch and dinner. Anyone better?

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