The RRA - ten minutes later
For those of you flukers peeping through the windows, if this doesn’t make sense to you, see the previous post and accompanying comments.
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Excellent. Now that we’ve all introduced ourselves, we’ll get the meeting underway.
As usual, we had deliberately dimmed the lights so that our faces are not recognizable, but since all of you came in here screaming your names and waving excitedly, you have defeated the purpose.
LIGHTS!
*looks aound balefully… eh. Nga we’re many!
Pamela, welcome, whoever you are. Put down the socks, and go register in that corner.
Safyre, stop waving and sit down, this is not a classroom. We are respectable people here. We have a problem and we’re not here to get excited about it.
Miss Cheri, focus. This is not AA or Ganja Planters Anonymous. The same goes for you, Streetsider, you pompous addict you.
Nev, welcome. You have obviously been an ardent student of our Ten Point Manifesto. Keep up the good work, and spread the news! Rolex is addictive!
YZ, Get out!
Streetsider, go sit in a corner quietly and smoke a joint. Not a Rolex joint!
Princess, we do not facilitate nor encourage the consumption of Rolex in this meeting, but it is my understanding that Musilamu of the Nateete stage is starting to Fedex Rolex… har har… that rhymed. Contact the Emrys for details.
TRP, stop squirming. Stand straight and proud like the Rolex Addict you are! Ssentongo’s sigiri? What nonsense is that? You have not tasted Rolex until you have been to… wait… *ahem.
Petesmama, Get out! You are sowing seeds of dissent and anarchy!
Sleek, come here. *whispers fervently into sleek’s ear and slips him a bitaano coin.
Ug Girl, like I told Princess, we hear Musilamu is expanding his business interests to a more conducive international market, but again, we do not condone the consumption of Rolex!!
Lulu, Get out!
Walkonby, we have friends in the Hygiene Police, we shall get your license back. Wait… what the heck am I saying?? Get out, you perpetrator of Rolex crimes!
Emrys, dude, you’re late. Any news from Musilamu?
September 9th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
ROTFLMAO
last time i spoke to musilamu he said and i quoth ” i dont want to risk my kisiibo, man you know how those rolexes be, simalaako”
September 9th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
LOL
No comment. dont ask me why coz i just told you I have no comment. Ahhh I would be contradicting myself. Oh Ug gal must be happy…. she is definately deserving of a rolex…..
September 9th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Eh maama! Kale!
*slinks out with her steaming kaveera of the forbidden roll…*
September 9th, 2009 at 5:06 pm
hahaha….
September 9th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Homie, you’ve killed me…..i can’t stop laughing..
September 9th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
*Can’t say anything, for his mouth is full.*
(Coughs to cover it up)
My excitement is based on the fact that streetsider even has joints in his Rolex! Mad props. That dude is a trendsetter.
I should keep tabs on where he gets his from, lest I should fall to some strange demise.
September 9th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
i am the streetsider i am a rollex(yes) junkie and i am loud and proud.
rolex for life muvverfrukkas, ROLEX FOR LIFE!!!
did you know that rolex is a complete meal? let me explain…
Carbs- the chappu
Protein- the egg
Vitamins- the onions and tomatoes and shit
Fats and Lipids- the cooking oil. You know there is always enough of that and not to put too fine a point on it my Solo-etc-King friend, but you need your lipids.
(why does the word lipids sound so obscene?)
Essential Minerals and Salts- the rolex guy’s sweat.
Water- ditto
Fibre- the cabbage.
and you guys want me to give up rolex? i am bringing grenades to the next meeting.
September 9th, 2009 at 7:30 pm
Damn, no socks for me…ok now lemme read.
September 9th, 2009 at 7:31 pm
Dude, ganja planters? Nawe, I thought u counted cleverness in me. Clearly u don’t.
September 10th, 2009 at 5:44 am
Stop Petesmama! I want, I want!!!
September 10th, 2009 at 6:32 pm
http://photoshopd.blogspot.com/2008/03/diario-sportivo-as-i-wasnt-expecting.html
September 10th, 2009 at 6:33 pm
MODERATION KILLS THE ENVIRONMENT
September 11th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
Get out?! Fine, kasta now you can’t have my extra bitaanos! (slams door behind her )
September 15th, 2009 at 9:40 am
Lol!! I am proudly a rolex addict, only zib is that they are scarse where i be right now!! I shall revenge when i visit Juma!!
September 18th, 2009 at 7:02 pm
rolex the complete meal…i am sorry fellow members, but take this as my official RRA resignation. i run a good race(to the rolex place), i fought a good fight(to stave off competition for the last rolex on display) and i am now quitting the RRA club to take on a new role as rolex spokesperson…i have a meeting with the media in a minute
September 23rd, 2009 at 10:23 am
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