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the case of the disappearing buttocks

Posted by The Dark Knight on Wednesday, September 30th, 2009

So yesterday I’m giving a certain lovely damsel a push back to her hostel. We reach her room, she knew her room-mate was in the room, so she she knocks, no answer. She knocks again, no answer.

So she decides to open the room with her key. The door opens and we see a pair of brown male buttocks hastily vanishing into the shower.

I still can’t stop laughing. Since the damsel didn’t know who the dude was, I christened the buttocks Jack.

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15 W.E.A.K Comments on “the case of the disappearing buttocks”

1. the emrys Says:
   September 30th, 2009 at 5:59 pm

   i shall have these bumwittery socks

2. lulu Says:
   September 30th, 2009 at 7:24 pm

   oh my goooooodness!

3. jas Says:
   September 30th, 2009 at 8:10 pm

   lol! lol! lol!

   where does your sweet damsel live? tell! please please. ok, at least which division of kampala?

4. Sleek Says:
   September 30th, 2009 at 8:53 pm

   Naye DK…Jack?

5. jny23 Says:
   October 1st, 2009 at 9:24 am

   Jack……hahahahaha

6. Nev Says:
   October 1st, 2009 at 9:30 am

   Gonorrhea

7. petesmama Says:
   October 1st, 2009 at 10:15 am

   Wabula the name Jack has suffered. Ja-ttocks.

8. TRP Says:
   October 1st, 2009 at 11:50 am

   this is where i stopped…I’m giving a certain lovely damsel a push back to her hostel…
   So could the first line be explained a little more.

   @theemrys: Your socks don’t count

9. normzo Says:
   October 1st, 2009 at 3:05 pm

   Hahahaa, seriously Jack….why Jack?

   why not something like Johny.

10. Joyunpeakable Says:
    October 2nd, 2009 at 10:56 am

    What? Buttocks. Jack Buttocks I presume?

11. emmanuel senkwale Says:
    October 3rd, 2009 at 2:08 pm

    Jack Brown!
    no,
    Jack Butt!
    errr no,
    Jack LeButt!

    say, what of the one who’d been entwined with Jack? what of them i ask?

12. ck Says:
    October 5th, 2009 at 10:36 am

    damn those buttocks JACKed me of this blog….jack Bauer…and 24 stinks..

13. yz Says:
    October 5th, 2009 at 1:46 pm

    lol. lol. lol. lol. lol.

14. jny23 Says:
    October 8th, 2009 at 6:30 pm

    eh eh eh eh ehhhhh
    Normzo; i owe yu one.

15. antipop Says:
    December 14th, 2009 at 1:19 pm

    aha! story is funny.
    But DK, aren’t you alil old to be pushing an hostel dweller?

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