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theme, new servers and whatnot

Posted by The Dark Knight on Friday, September 19th, 2008

Okay, so some of you might have noticed our comments being swallowed (only two apparently). Thing is, Node Six transferred us to one of their new servers, and threw in a fresh new theme as a bonus, custom pimped just for our royal weakness. We were worried our site would be down for ages, but [...]

texting shenanigans

Posted by The Emrys on Thursday, October 14th, 2010

anyone who knows me knows that i absolutely love texting. honest. i consider it one of life’s greatest pleasures and when i find someone (of the opposite sex) that enjoys it as much as i do, i could marry her so i can make up missing our wedding just because i was watching football to her by texting her my vows on the saturday we are getting married. i especially love the morning after drunken texting, when you wake up to realize you sent the most absurd and daftest texts to that girl who just will not respond to your sheepish advances. whatever makes you think she will respond to drunken you, i have no idea but the regret mixed with the shock at the load of bollocks you sent while drunk more than makes it up for it.

i must say, however, that with the current advent of telecom companies pushing the whole 3/= per second thing up our asses and into our phones, this whole texting thing is going to the dogs. most people i know now would rather call you than text….boring boring boring!! but thats a post for another year.

this post is about last night….and texting. after a few months without full blown out-oh my goodness-she’s sooooo good and flexible-check her out-this is mind blowing texting with someone, i had finally found the one. this pretty little thing can comfortably out text any of friends, totally!!!!! and so for the past week or so we have been going at it like rabbits, and it has been so refreshing and amazing and it had not yet gone stale. i was certainly of the view that i should enjoy it while it lasted because whether you like it or not, it always grows stale and the mere thought of it makes you switch your phone off.

anyway, last night we are it again like two teenagers that have just discovered it. it was good, heading on to mind blowing and i was so up for the ride. at the same time i was also doing it with some friend of mine and it was exciting how i was trying to balance it out with two different people. my texting mojo was on full blast.

so there we are doin it and doin it and its getting intense, when i ask the one what she was up to. she reliably informed she was cooking but we still keep on doin it like our lives depended on it. there i am laying my game on, bringing my swerve on, trying to make it last forever and getting in the zone when she suddenly asks me DO YOU WANT SAM????

my heart froze with trepidation, a million things swirling through my mind, but most importantly i was thinking, do i want sam?? by golly after all the game i was laying on her how could she ask me that? what did she mistake me for, huh?? sam??? freaking sam???? and if you have not yet put 3 and 7 together, sam was the other person i was texting. i felt hurt, embarrassed, violated and all those things am bound to think in such a situation. how could i want sam, tell me, how could i?? and so with righteous indignation i refused to text back.

turns out, she meant to ask if i wanted some of what she was cooking. goddamn texting language.

am outta here, you know it makes no sense!!!

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