Two W.E.A.K Dudes

Featured

theme, new servers and whatnot

Posted by The Dark Knight on Friday, September 19th, 2008

Okay, so some of you might have noticed our comments being swallowed (only two apparently). Thing is, Node Six transferred us to one of their new servers, and threw in a fresh new theme as a bonus, custom pimped just for our royal weakness. We were worried our site would be down for ages, but [...]

RAA continued…or trying to abstain

Posted by The Emrys on Monday, May 10th, 2010

she accuses me of being inconsistent in my blogging. i tell her am consistent in my inconsistency. does she think just coz she wears funky purple dresses i’ll give up my famed consistency….get a book to read woman

today i mark 11 days since making one of the most important decisions of my life. i decided that abstinence preachers do have a point after all. a few weeks before i made the decision, i was prone to bouts of feeling like the worst person in this world and i felt sick like my health was really going down the drain.

so i decided to make one of the bravest decisions i will ever make, i decided to go down the abstinence route. i even had a talk with my mum and she felt it was the right decision. she’s a star, my mum, i tell you.

so for the past 11 days i have been pure, untainted, unmolested and all those fancy words you can find to mean that i have been abstaining. but how much longer?? am suffering from withdrawal symptoms, and i can assure you, things are tight. i wake up in the middle of the night, sweating and shivering at the same time like a crazy dog, groping around for my fix, then i remember my vow of abstinence. urgh.

how do i manage??? well i joined these guys and even if some of them have since fallen by the wayside, (DK am looking at you) i must say things are somewhat looking up. they have awesome reading material to keep you in check.

however, for those of you who want to join me in this endeavor, i must warn you. it is a battle am certain am going to lose. do you know why?? no?? well, i’ll tell you. see, the temptation is right in my face. every morning i find it outside my office, smiling seductively at me, thrusting itself at me and it will not leave till about 9pm. sometimes on fridays and saturdays its there the whole night.

yes, i have not tasted a rolex* for the past 11 days and counting, halleluyah, but….

how much longer can i hold on, i need divine intervention coz the rate at which the rolla* dude keeps smiling at me every morning and asking, “uncle, i bring one up?” is dizzying. am only human after all and not even the threat of too much cholesterol looks like it will keep me away from the stand much longer.

ah, RAA i need help

ps. * rolex or rolla is a ugandan delicacy prepared by rolling two fried eggs in one or more chapatis hence the name. however, please note that the rolex art in uganda has been so re-defined to not only include eggs but lots of other things like minced meat, chaps and the like. i think

pps. am shivering from all this abstinence and i thought it was supposed to be a good thing, am dying here people.

am out. you know it makes sense!

Posted in: General W.E.A.K.ness.