Plagiarized
Always wanted to do stuff like this:
Next time you’re on an elevator and feel alittle bored, liven up the moment with some of these insightful ideas. Guaranteed to make heads turn or your money back.
1. When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
4. Swat at flies that don’t exist.
5. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, “Shut up, all of you, just shut up!”
6. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, “Got enough air in there?”
7. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they’d like to play.
8. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they hear something ticking.
9. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
10. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
11. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
12. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, “I have new socks on.”
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, “This is my personal space!”
14. Fart loudly then exclaim “Was that you. There’s no way I could do that one because unfortately mine don’t come out loud.”
15. Before the elevator door opens shout “DING” and then laugh and say “beat you again Mr Elevator.”
16. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
17. Hire a labrador, wear sunglasses and repeatedly walk into the walls whilst pretending to not hear the other passenger’s direction.
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “that’s mine!”
19. Hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi Greg. How’s your day been?”
20. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, “You’re one of THEM!” and back away slowly.
Got this from here. Enjoy
March 19th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
i love 20,19,16,8, 6 and 5. and i think it safe to say,
aw shucks
March 19th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
BOOTS.
mtn is temporarily forgiven
March 19th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
*smile* having a rotten afternoon and this is the sun shining through my dark clouds.
March 19th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
my mind kinda shut off when I recognised the first few ideas…
But nice try, DK
*saccharine sweet smile
March 19th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
lol@ princess
March 19th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
Princess, banange, can’t a guy plagiarize in peace?
March 19th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
this thing doesn’t have the smilies i need for this
March 19th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
DK, dearie:
NO!
March 19th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
And…. next!
Hater. LOL
March 19th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
I have done more than half of those, i have received strange stares and at times i have been rewarded by peeps actually getting off before they get to their floors! Oh i miss lifts[well that is what we call them here!]!
March 19th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
There’s a thin line between love and hate-
*suggestive wriggle of eyebrows
Also between truth and lies!
*lolling back in chair, LOL
March 19th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
but DK and princess, i have a spare room
March 19th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
DUDE!! That’s some B.E.E.F! Damn!
March 19th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
LOL
March 19th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
aegeus! where have you been? and why is you blog shut down?
March 20th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
with this connection, i can’t be too sure there isn’t a new post i can’t see. oh well, i’ll wait two days to see todays post.
*sigh*
March 20th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
I love number 5…
March 20th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
LOL, you’ll see it soon enough, especially seeing that it ain’t there yet
he he he