of pork and the unthinkable
yesterday, the unthinkable almost happened, but trust me never to disappoint.
so, a lovely pretty young (she will kill me for this) thing called me up last evening. apparently there was a pig leg that was specially being chopped up for us over at some fancy restaurant. never one to disappoint in such cases, i had scooted over to where she was in no time and off we set.
we tried to make small talk as we waited, but my mind was on that leg. suffice to say my rumblings were incoherent. when the leg finally arrived where my salivating drooling incoherent self was, the pork greed in me pompously declared how it must have been just half a leg coz it looked katono katono. little did i know, little did i know that the unthinkable would almost happen. see, in my entire life i have never, ever, EVER EVER left pork on a plate. not once, only bones go back to the kitchen. you ask DK. he would know, i mean dude falls under the same category. but last night, my world almost changed, i almost lost my proud record. ba guy, i tell you the pork jammed. for real. i could not believe my eyes, when thinking i was done, i looked over at the platter only to see an extra four pieces of the leg staring back at me, oba they were the toes, i dont know but i was demoralised when i saw them. even the residents in my stomach were saying dude, enough is enough. imagine, the punks!! the more i looked at it, the more i saw that record going down until i could not take it anymore and so i vowed my record was not goin down that time. heck i had to impress the pretty thing infront of me.
so i dug in, and boy dig did i. i took my time, settled in and agonisingly destroyed them toes(or maybe it was the calf). after what seemed like an eternity, the enemy was wiped out. and i think i impressed the damsel. but i say, that was the slowest and longest i might add, 35 seconds of my life. phew!!!
am outta here, you know it makes sense!!
ps. after last night, am still belching the delicacy left right and in the middle. am a goner!!
July 2nd, 2009 at 12:00 pm
tick tock….dayem homie!! Eh!
July 2nd, 2009 at 12:33 pm
Dude!! That’s mob beef! Me I’m civilied gentry.
July 2nd, 2009 at 12:50 pm
*civilized
July 2nd, 2009 at 1:20 pm
t.h.i.r.t.y f.i.v.e s.e.c.o.n.d.s!!!!
July 2nd, 2009 at 1:57 pm
You poor dude!
July 2nd, 2009 at 2:05 pm
THIRTY FIVE SECONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!! sounds like you really had no trouble! Was she impressed??? op u dint come off as a glutton!
July 2nd, 2009 at 3:08 pm
35 seconds! dammmmmmmnnnnnn. she better have been impressed. i salute you for enjoying the pork as it should be enjoyed. congrats! all of us (who like pork) in OCs can sleep a little better knowing that at least the pork we are missing out on isn’t being wasted!
July 2nd, 2009 at 5:32 pm
lol……lol…(Ug girl get back to work boss is coming…)lol
July 2nd, 2009 at 7:20 pm
Oooooooooh, pork!
*dreamy look*
July 2nd, 2009 at 8:38 pm
pee one G (P1g) aka Akantu and these days mbu “Ka Gadaffi” ( i swear i heard that some time while i was in Kla)
July 3rd, 2009 at 6:48 am
What happened to slow but sure savors the leg?
July 3rd, 2009 at 1:53 pm
The question is: Was she impressed?? 35 seconds!!! Hmmmmm man yo’ a true swine eater…. ooops i meant Pork
July 6th, 2009 at 8:04 am
lol…..Impressive record gone in 35 -I think you’ve got her hooked
July 6th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
35 secs…damn, dude…
July 6th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
uhm…i never got the whole pork craze thing…sure once in a while its nice…but its a meat i eat rarely, and can pass up easily…
is it just me?
July 6th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
lol! i am going to eat pork tomorrow!
July 8th, 2009 at 9:32 am
and here i am thinking A Leg means sex…
that when Some one calls you for a leg….they are asking you over for It
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July 8th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
well phoebe, that’s a whole different story altogether
July 10th, 2009 at 6:17 pm
kale you when pork eating with out me!!!!! Now i have withdrawal symptomps!!
July 12th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
35seconds?u lie..unless u were swallowing with BB soda