of dool, pork, zain and that sort of rot
last week, friday evening, i dropped in at the Node Six offices to check on Solomon and the rest of his crew. i found one of his crew wielding 2 dools. to say i was in bliss would be a humongous understatement. we proceeded to dig up a hole while trying to revise the rules and then the games began.
my God we played dool for over an hour whipping each other left right and center untill i came out on top(yeah who else). now me thinks they should try to introduce dool world cup, i swear we would put uganda back on the map of international sport. we simply just rock at dool, oh and draughts.
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like minty, i have not eaten any pork in a long time, one and a half months to be exact. unlike her, however, my exile from the pork bufundas was not self imposed. i have simply been too broke and i do not want to eat pork of petty dimes like 20k, i want those things of the pork joint wishing you were a daily customer, you walk in and they know they’ve got to order for more pork because “kapo” azze. i want those things of the proprieter tapping you on the shoulder to wake you up at midnight because they have to close and you were to full to move a toe.
anyway, as i was saying, i have not eaten the ANIMAL in all this time and am worried. am now suffering from withdrawal symptoms, i sweat and spasm uncontrollably everytime i think of the P1G, you could be forgiven for mistaking me for a fever patient(actually sometimes i think it turns into a real fever). i am looking haggard and all my pork fat is gone, am back to my lean self ,oba. am even thinking of joining her on thursday as she celebrates her one month off meat. but someone just sent me a text a while ago, told me they are planning to kill a whole pig in 2weeks time, so i have decided to keep my pork virginity of almost 2months( yes cheri this kind does grow back as long you abstain for a while) till that P1G sees fire.
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last night i spoke to God, convo went a bit like this:( i was really sleepy so am not sure whether it happened for real or i was just dreaming)
Me: God i really need to move house, and i need a ride.
God: my son, continue to work hard and all these things and even more will come to you in due time
Me: but am working hard. infact am working so hard so i can be able to buy 1k zain airtime everyday so i can enter the draw as many times as possible to win a honda and a house. atte you know they say that those zain guys already know who is going to take each house and car, me i just want you to somehow put me on that list, i mean c’mon we both know your powers know no boundary.
God: eh?? you know i love you and all, but are you saying i should cheat for you??
Me: i didn’t, you did!!
God: (speechless)
so i await tonite’s convo with the Main Man with bated breath. am sure am already on those zain lists.
am outta here, you know it makes sense!!!
peace!!!
October 14th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
Yu are longing for pork yet am abstaining from
eating that ka-guy for sometime.
i live in Nalya and there is a famous pork joint around so i just holla and its delivered at ma doorstep. But boy oh boy, last saturde this guy brought me dog meat and not pig.
so be careful where yu do yo kabizzi 4rm.
October 14th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
Dude, you’ve killed me on all counts.
Aaaah, I’m beginning to miss the craziness. We need to hit up the other kafunda joint in wandegs, the one that almost made us collapse from bliss.
And that convo with Abba, I have one everyday like so. Sometimes the dude tells me, quote:
“Alo. Be serious”
October 14th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
Dool rocks !! Dude, I challenge you to a game. I was the champion in my hood when we were kids. We could even sell tickets and roast the P1G while we are at it.
October 14th, 2008 at 7:10 pm
i wish you all the best on the ride and crib business…
October 14th, 2008 at 7:13 pm
@jny dude you ate dog meat
i think i know that famous pork joint, now my gas for it has clocked, yet they have nice pork
@DK, man those kafunda guys must be wondering whether we quit the world or something but one of these days we shall shock them.
Alo be serious- killer
October 14th, 2008 at 9:07 pm
So now you made me crave roast pork…uhhmmmm….but why??????
Enjoy the meat in 2 weeks time….
I don’t think pork virginity is even similar to what Cheri had in mind..but oh well…I could be wrong
October 15th, 2008 at 2:41 am
lol.. hahahahahhahaaha.. @val… yeah u CD b wrong…
October 15th, 2008 at 8:58 am
@igis, i take on the challenge, when and where especially seeing that we shall sell tickets and roast P1G.
@val, actually me thinks its got to be sooner than those two weeks and yeah you could be wrong
October 15th, 2008 at 9:21 am
Come to think of it - I have a pig virginity of my own to break…
October 15th, 2008 at 11:34 am
i so don’t understand this obsession with P1G… and fine not knowing…
i will add a prayer to your request for the house and ride… and don’t forget us the little people when you get one of them… slumber party to ‘inaugurate’ the house? i can bring some of my girlfriends along… am sure tandra will fly back for that…
October 15th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
@Sybella if you eat P1G where i do, then not only would you understand, you would be hooked yourself. and yeah you will be very welcome for the house warming.
@mama pete, you are too far away in jinja, i would have invited you so we lose our virginity
October 15th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
I think I have been least abstinent this time; I do not take long without having pork. That miraculous ANIMAL never dies in vain!!!
Dool!! Wabula tha whole tournament thing is a good idea, in fact you can ask Zain to sponsor. I know many men who are still youthfully lost in the elation of playing dool.
Kati, another piece of advice, buy a new line and start from there. Mbu a new line enters you mirundi kikumi!!!! Plus yo airtime.
Wabula your k.b with Daddy reminds me of a friend, at times she chases God around…
October 15th, 2008 at 8:39 pm
Someone needs to teach peeps on this side how to do a pork properly!! Enjoy because you can.
October 16th, 2008 at 9:22 am
Am not sure if i sh’d b comenting on this post, let me first ask my sheik
October 16th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
I know that joint in Nalya. The pork there is very addictive.
October 16th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
What is dool? Is it like drool?
October 16th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
the joint in naalya is jogloos.
eh but carlo, if you grew up in UG, surely you know dool, oba you were gated
October 16th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Carlo? You don’t know dool?
Yeah right.
October 17th, 2008 at 12:01 am
I had drool reading about the roast pork bits, I’ll gladly be patient to have some of that in front of me. Which place has the best pork in Ug? I did like the nalya-kiwatule one most.
but how do ppl suffer withdrawal symptoms?
Carlo you’ve our attention….how can you not know dool???
I recall the senior man in my former school playing the thing with us for hours then caning us for being late for prep.
October 17th, 2008 at 12:20 am
I’m putting together my own site rating of good blogs like yours would you allow me to add yours? Thanks.
October 17th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
wtf? you guys played dool????? and to think that i adored you both…
October 17th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
firsts, your site is EXTREMELY cool.
Lmao at dool. I haven’t played that in forever but I still have my marbles….the possibilities…
October 19th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Lots of content, but worth the read. Keep it coming.
October 20th, 2008 at 7:43 am
hahahsa, i havent eaten pork in…till yesterday at my sis’s home… then as for sunshine and red meat…count me so out… am still going strong…. i made that exact same prayer to God!although mine is an everyday incessant request! i dont play dool or pool