of BHH and moving house
…
Pause for dramatic tension.
…
Yes, BHH rocked. It was the Antipopness!
Actually, it was the Antipopness shy of being bigger than the one in which the lovely Miss Fyne graced us with her presence, leading to a mad manly stampede of testosterone at the singular most happening event in BHH-dom. Moto Moto style.
Spartakuss word-up! Dawg you almost broke a chair, dayem!
Come on guys, no hatin’. Y’all know ya’ll turn(ed) up in droves just to check out the fyne ladies.
Both times.
Fo sho.
I ain’t complainin’ either. Them girls be fyne!
Now, without further ado.
We, the management of this auspicious blog, on the 24th of July in the year of our Lord 2009, AD, convened and reached an amicable consensus in which we deemed the worthiness and readership value of aforementioned blog to have been irredeemably diluted by mushy, painful, sentimental and irrevocably redundant mind-numbing pseudo-intellectual dribble, said dribble having drastically reduced on the potential financial proceeds we expected to get from our faithful readers by way of donations of small currencies and exchangeable trinkets of obscure value. And the occasional Alvaro.
We therefore unanimously (albeit under a very small amount of self-inflicted duress) declare that this blog shall be cleansed of all its non-weak evils, and such non-weakness shall be relegated to the depths of focus (aka our sister blog, The Rogue King) where they shall pass the remainder of their days in mirthless oblivion.
SoloDawgKing, wassup! No hatin player!
It’s aaaall part of a plaaaan. Let’s put a smile on that face!
Cue ominous music.
Cue cackling maniacal hysteric laugh.
Cue spluttering cough.
Cue muffled curses.
Fade to black.
E&OE. All you journalists, newspaper editors, and wanna be writers, thou shalt not judge my impeccable grammar, elocution and diction. Yes. Diction. Sue me.
July 31st, 2009 at 11:52 am
socks!
July 31st, 2009 at 1:04 pm
…and thighs
July 31st, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Yay for non-weakness! Is punctuation up for discussion?
July 31st, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Chritmas SOCKS for you…..
July 31st, 2009 at 1:20 pm
there were thighs…?1
July 31st, 2009 at 1:28 pm
@YZ, punctuation is NOT up for discussion
@UG Girl, chill Emrys, he’s on his own things.
July 31st, 2009 at 2:48 pm
Dude! Waekness just….i have hahad!!
July 31st, 2009 at 6:08 pm
i think i like ghetto fabulous you!!!…and right there your alter egos had a chat!as if dissing each other!(SoloDawgKing, wassup! No hatin player!)that is so weak you chap!!!
July 31st, 2009 at 7:18 pm
wat the fac is this whole post about?!
yes am hating; and am not even part of SoloDawgKing Club,
which I have so begged to be.
So, to you two both DK & Em. am off
for Aug. holiday and i leave you
with this idiotic links
http://thechive.com/2009/02/these-people-exist-part-3-25-photos/
http://nachofoto.com/photo-of-Crazy-art-45429179baeb
i know you both love this shit
enjoy
xxxxxxxxxxxph
And this one from Andy- http://andyrementer.com/ -
something to inspire the two of you
through august.
July 31st, 2009 at 8:20 pm
But. But I liked all of that aforementioned ‘dribble’. DK can be serious too. Why compartmentalize?
’sides, SK is too serious for his own good.
July 31st, 2009 at 9:03 pm
Awww Phoebe! Stop hatin. You know we luh’ you!
Princess, ’tis sad, the panel is closed. Compartmentalize we shall
August 1st, 2009 at 9:39 am
why cleanse-who is complaining.
I wish i can attend BHH one day.
August 2nd, 2009 at 9:36 am
Girl bloggers be fine that’s 4sho.
August 2nd, 2009 at 8:09 pm
“Compartmentalize” raaa!!!me i agree, weak dudes shd stay weak…eh,nga phoebe signs out like a gangster?
shooting,screaming,kicking doors open,slapping three people, and then offering some candy..awangale!
August 3rd, 2009 at 11:36 am
uhm………..
August 3rd, 2009 at 11:43 am
[...] so in keeping with the faith, this is definitely a W.E.A.K post. and without further ado, i present some of my W.E.A.Kest [...]
August 3rd, 2009 at 1:01 pm
@EMRY’s Dude, you cant have both SOCKS and THIGHS. Thats just pure blasphemy man. You should be skewered and served with bigendarako!
August 3rd, 2009 at 1:57 pm
The solodawgking moniker has stuck!
Weaknessjust in this post!!
August 3rd, 2009 at 4:26 pm
passed by, personally i doubt if solodongkee or whatever wil be able to keep away from the serious shit, i doubt gravely, lets wait and see.