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I still can not believe the day is slowly coming to an end and i have not yet experienced a funny moment, have i just lost my funny bone or what!! I mean except for the fact that my ka belly seems to be putting on some sort of rumbling riot, nothing funny is really happening. Maybe i shall talk about me belly a little.
Me thinks that of late some gu worm has found its way into my stomach after traversing the universe of stomachs/bellies. Am so certain this worm is of a humongous size ’cause of the amount of food i seem to do away with nowadays without the slightest batting of an eyelid.
Take yesterday, for example, i woke up to pilao and meat soup. Me ma woke me up at 6 O’clock in the morning to ask me why i had not eaten supper the previous night. With all my drowsiness, i managed to mumble back something to the effect that i had come in late and so hadn’t really seen the food. To appease her however, i assure her how hungry i am and promptly get up to go eat the food. It was cold, not that this worm cared, i summarily named him(her???) trojan horse, like the computer thing, i mean this guy goes with anything,(aggenda na bigenda!!!).
So anyway i managed to get my butt to office in time for the closing prayer of the company fellowship which by the way i was supposed to lead. I had a few clients on my radar that i had to meet up with and just as am moving out of office the tea is coming in. As soon as trojan sensed/saw/heard (or whatever it is that he did) the tea, he signals like a whimpering animal breathing its last due to the terrible famine in the jungle, the kind of whimper that says, “i can only survive if am given food!!” Can you imagine his nerve. Anyway i suppressed his bu whimpers with the kind of anarchy that a dictator would be proud of, and i promptly made up my mind not to indulge him till lunch…….if only i had known, with hindsight i realized i should have just let him be.
I get to town and do my client rounds, and then by some chance hook up with a friend of mine, to say that she fed me would be an understatement, i indulged trojan till he could not take it any more. But all this time he kept reminding me about the lunch to come. I figured the journey back to work would earn me some breathing space in there.
Anyways i get to work and am promptly served lunch which of course was erased in record time by the not so lil homie inside there. Needless to say, by 5 i was hungry and by 8 i was doing some of the best fries in town, only to get home at 9.30 and start wondering if there was supper.
Am sure you have already guessed am having the same awful treatment today from one trojan, and so i have decided to go in hunt of a truly remarkable anti-virus for my stomach . Maybe a mere de-wormer may not be enough after all.
So i gotta get back to my work as well as traversing the internet and other places for suitable anti-viruses. If you have any remedies, please feel free to drop me a line and let me know ’cause am really tired of the intruder.
Am outta here, you know it makes sense, peace!!!!