making a splash
I have this habit of buying a large Splash Mango or Guava when I go home at night, and drinking it in phases during the course of the night ( I sleep really late ).
Sometimes I don’t finish it and leave it there, continuing where I stopped the day before. Of course I keep it sealed and cool, what do you take me for, a slob??
Yesterday, I got back home, saw the Splash, rushed gleefully to it, ignoring the fact that for some reason, the top wasn’t sealed. I took one huge gulp, chocked, eyes bulged open…
and promptly spat out a large cockroach …
September 16th, 2009 at 10:56 am
eeeuuw!
September 16th, 2009 at 11:09 am
well atleast it wasn’t one of bruce’s spawn
September 16th, 2009 at 11:54 am
yay. sox for me!
September 16th, 2009 at 11:55 am
mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! it’s their new special ingredient, didn’t you know?
September 16th, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Me, it was nothing as dramatic (just a bunch of ants), and I since developed a rigid conditioned reflex: I seal the cover of every juice pack every time I see one. Even if it is already covered, I just do it one more time, just to be sure.
And if I didn’t open the pack myself, my lips don’t open to drink.
Yeah, experience sure did figure out how to teach a brother something.
September 16th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Yuck!
September 16th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
First swear that u didn’t chew it? Knowing u, u might have spat only the wings out.
September 16th, 2009 at 2:40 pm
eeeeeeeew…
How did it taste….?
(When you were drinking you crushed something. It sounded like crisps with some sort of liquid and then you spat out half a coackroach…..)
September 16th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Ouch! But you shouldn’t have spat it out. I hear cockroach skin is rich in protein. Looks like you’re not the only one in your crib that likes Splash!
September 17th, 2009 at 8:57 am
Why spit the poor cockroach out??? It will feel rejected and unwanted and no one wants that.
September 17th, 2009 at 9:41 am
that is just so so so wrong on so many levels… reading it gave me the chills!
September 17th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
maybe u should stop with packet’d juice
Make-Ur-Own-Katunda dot Com might give u a few tips
September 21st, 2009 at 7:31 am
nice … all that protein going to waste
September 21st, 2009 at 7:35 am
you are lying!
September 22nd, 2009 at 11:06 am
eiwwuu
October 1st, 2009 at 5:16 pm
call me a sadist or whatever…i dont care but i actually lol at you choking….lol…ki mukwano…?