love letter
remember the time when there were no phones, so you could not just text/call your girl or boy and tell them how you felt about them. you had to write a letter or a note, and hope to God that that nosy teacher or parent didn’t get wind of it.
well here is something to bring back that nostalgia, come along and enjoy this love letter.
hello you,
was just thinking about you and how much I love to listen to your voice, so I decided to pen you a love letter.
I was thinking how everyday with you is an experience. Every time I see you I compel myself not to hold my breath, because you are like the sun, flaring azure, blue-clad in an aura of sapphire.
girl to me you’re a diamond, I love the way you shine, your sweet gentle face aglow with delight. When you move it’s like the breeze on a sunny day and when you smile, grey skies turn blue.
your smile is like the emerging stars, smiling out of their celestial deep to keep me company, you got me feeling like a champion coz your smile still takes my breath away. Your voice is therapeutic when am thinking of breaking, I’ve got heaven right here on earth.
I remember when we first met, your raven hair spread about your head like the wings of an angel, your brown enigmatic eyes, a true reflection of the face of God, your ravishingly rubicund lips formed a celestial smile melting me to your divine senses.
your voice was a melody full of wind and waves and of triumph over pain. You smelled of a rich sweet yet delicate fragrant that was a cross between jasmine and sandalwood.
all I wanted to do was share your splendidly gorgeous sight, become the stupendously grandiloquent jewel of your eyes. you glided before me like a voluptuously euphoric wind, on your enchantingly royal feet.
when you spoke i forgot my own voice in your melodiously glorious throat, stupendously tantalized by the aura radiating from your skin.
your slim immaculate arms formed astonishingly dexterous fingers, with compassionately animated lines on the palms, sweetness profusely radiating from them.
when you move your shapely legs, it is grace personified, like a princess galloping through a valley of enchanting adventure, it is immortal exhilaration.
girl am impossibly sweet on you.
the emrys.
ps: you said you’d never received a love letter, here is one especially for you.
am outta here, you know it don’t make sense. peace!!!
November 4th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
hahaha, I remember those days of passing notes through the chics buddies and the post man…
Thank God for MTN
M/w hope the above can be copied freely for a later time. could not have written a better one in ages
Oh i have the stokisi
November 4th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Lol.
November 4th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
i do recall the days of letter writing, the thesaurus was my best friend. this is brilliant stuff, mate.
November 4th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Ayayaya! Let other people comment first.
November 4th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Lol…but u forgot to add DEDS…like I’ll make love to u by Boyz 2 Men andGirl I’m gonna miss u by (oba) colour me badd.
November 4th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Kale me the only letters I got were from interesting people like Ivan (notice the like? in no way am I saying he in fact DID write a letter to me). So they didn’t need thesauruses. They just made me laugh and I was swooning for them. Men after my own heart.
But this letter is killer!
November 4th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Hmm, I remember those deds like ‘on bended knee.’ Just thought about those letters the moment I heard that Boyz 2 Men are coming in Dec.
November 4th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
@Emi, please feel free to copy
@3, those were the days, huh!!
@cherry darling, man those deds, were off the hook, the whole boyz 2 men album would work as a ded
@carlo, so ivan wrote you a love letter then,hmmmm
@mudamali, boyz 2 men in dec, where????
November 4th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Raven hair?? As far as I am concerned, that is a symptom of advanced kwashiorkor.
Dude, you could have made money back then penning love letters for school boys. This is some quality stuff - especially because you used all the big words the way they were supposed to be used. Not just sprinkling them madly all over the place!
November 4th, 2008 at 6:55 pm
All that would have sufficed was:
“Girl, I’m sweet on you.”
November 5th, 2008 at 4:21 am
Delivered on time via Speed Delivery
November 5th, 2008 at 8:02 am
About deds: Colour me badd were demon (possessed) influenced.
Naye the part of raven hair….no no no.
I tried my luck at writing love letters…..at least I tried!
Ciao
November 5th, 2008 at 11:05 am
I enjoyed your writing style and I’ve added this blog to my RSS reader. Keep up the good work.
November 6th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
but simpletmedittattiontechniquehoses!how many of those comments have you left lying around the web in the hope that people will checkout what ever you are selling? did you even read?
November 6th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
LOL!! Auntie Gundi, you are sooo cool!
November 9th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
wen like sending to another school the letter was adorned with perfume. if u werent so blessd with a fume u could use a roll-on. i used Bright Light petroleum jelly.
November 14th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
What a master-piece!! am reminded of how i combed the dictionary to impress a new catch in a girls school.