last night
i was not even planning to post this until i hollered at DK with the story and he died. so anyway here goes.
last night i stayed late in office with me boss working on some accounts. stuff just seemed not to be working out and so we entertained ourselves with the internet in which pics of a certain blogger competed for precedence with graver issues connected with the subject of the accounts we were supposed to be working on. ours were souls in torment. no prizes for guessing which of the two had greater precedence(work of course). during that time we feasted on a bowl of fried gnuts, some black tea and pineapples(these things of being boss, everyone beez wanting to bless you and stuff). Regardless to say, by the time we were done with the blo…sorry work, my stomach was acting up and i was sweating profusely. i hurriedly gathered my stuff, stuff in this case being tissue, just in case i failed to get home in time. i staggered forth to the stage, got into the front seat of the taxi next to this really big lady that was fast asleep. soon as i got in, she promptly changed sides and rested her head on me shoulders and began drooling on me nice shirt, with her hand across my torso, making an already acting up stomach act up even more. tried to move her but wapi, her head was too big, so i figured if the head was this heavy……
my shoulder felt like it was about to snap and i really wanted to pass wind, but i was afraid to pass more than just wind, so i held on as much as i could till i just couldn’t do it anymore. then a brilliant idea went off in my head. i figured i could let it all out and everyone would think it was the sleeping damsel. suffice it to say, i was not disappointed.
so i let it out, and boy did it feel good, the warm relief it left on its way out to torment the other passengers. All i had to do now was wait for their reaction, and i didn’t have to wait long coz after a few seconds the driver was messed up and he goes, “you guys no doing bad manners in my car, if you want we can stop and we give you some more time to finish your business, atte it must be this one sleeping as if she’s under her blanket” cue laughter from everybody else. dude parked the taxi and proceeded to wake up the lady, but this chic was literally dead, it took a full minute to wake her up and get her drooling self of me. the driver served her a tongue lashing she will prolly never forget, though i highly doubt she knew what it was all about. but i figured it was payment enough for her drooling on my shirt.
In other news, my little cousin spots a pirates patch and i envy her. i know its just to correct her sqiunt but i still envy her, she looks too cute.
am outta here, you know it makes sense. peace!!!!
September 19th, 2008 at 12:00 am
LMAO!
Poor woman! LOL.
September 19th, 2008 at 2:18 am
Dude, that storo just killed me. Meantime, wharrup with our Port Bell/Kitintale pork plot???
September 19th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Lol, pass more than just wind…
hahahaha.
Kale u passed wind, Emrys, I thought we were friends. U just fell a rung lower.
September 19th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
you have to be kidding!
September 22nd, 2008 at 3:32 pm
@cheri, rung lower or higher?? me thinks its higher
@DK, dude relax, that plot needs we go there and just die, nga we have no work for the next few days.
@coffee smeller, what can i say
September 24th, 2008 at 9:57 am
Dude, I laughed so hard I almost passed wind in the cafe! Meanwhile, I hope you will go easy on the pineapple/tea/g.nut mix from now on.
September 25th, 2008 at 9:54 am
lol… but emrys with no shame… poor chick
loving the new look…
October 13th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
dude this has really cracked me up.
very cool post.