in the spirit of keeping the W.E.A.K fire burning
since DK did one on me and decided he was better off promoting his movie so it could surpass the titanic, i have been slow in leaving my potent potions to come and post, but like they say, slow but sure……. now am here to keep this W.E.A.K fire burning like kells.
so last week was idd el mubarak( i think) and after much hustling on my part to get invited to one of the big idd dos i knew were going to go down, i finally received a call on the day from one of the hustlees( does that word exist or have i just created a new word) informing me i was invited for the mother of all dos. by that time i was still in office(yes nodesix, even us, the weak chaps work on public holidays, its just not you guys alone :D). i sorted out as many clients as i could but my brain capacity was diluted by more important thoughts of all the food that would go down on my account, i abandoned my work.
i get to the do rather late but i was immediately ushered to the kitchen where the lady of the house proceeded to hand me 2 coffee tables telling me i would need them, i was in shock, but not in as much shock as when the food was brought. they had to move me to the dining. these guys had gone and brought me an assortment of foods on all of FIVE plates. i was deliriously excited, my God, i could feel the gleam of excitement in my eyes. all eyes were on me, mostly because everyone else was so full, the sight of food made them dizzy. bellies were hanging out people’s bodies like eyes outta their sockets, you would be forgiven for thinking that all the girls in the house were pregnant. one of the guys looked like he had even lost his lower shirt button, he looked like a belly had just been attached to him and it was not supposed to be his.
anyway i set about my task non-chalantly aware of all the eyes on me, i think one or two of them even had bets on me not finishing the food. as always am to be trusted when it comes to such matters, and i did not disappoint, within no time, all plates were wiped clean, but i can assure you, that food, it was for world cup.
thereafter, i settled down on the carpet between two nice looking moslem belles, and being The Emrys, i was busy regaling them with stories of my past, how i used to brew potent potions for Artorious and that sort of rot, when i received a call from somebody demanding that we go eat pork, and in all my weakness, i blurted the dreaded word out aloud, on idd, of all days. imagine my shame when i turned to face their horror stricken faces. quickly i tried to cover up, by asking, “pot??? which pot are you talking about??”. that got me off the hook and suffice it to say i had to turn down the offer, damn!!!
anyway unbeknownst to me, this mommy of all dos was going down a few hundred metres from my home and i did not know it(yeah the village i stay at is weird like that), so imagine my excitment when i found out. in the midst of my excitement i decide to text DK, to tell him all about it while walking home, next thing i knew, i was in one of those roadside drainage ditches near home, and it had just rained a few hours before, cue the old chic walking behind me running to my rescue and after finding out am alright, she goes “eh mutabaani, oguude mu nga aduyi!!!” loosely translated to “my son, you dived into the ditch like a rebel!!” MAN!!!!!
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in other going ons, i met a chic carrying one of the famous kaseeros, those sisal baskets some of us used to carry to primary school, it just got all these happy memories flooding back.
am outta here, you know it makes sense.
peace!!!!
October 6th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
i has boots?
October 6th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
@Tandra… Yes, Tandra, you has boots.
But Emrys, nice recovery, you’d be in some serious dogs.
And yes, we do know your potent effeciency when it comes to matters of the stomach.
October 6th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
eh tandra, where u been at gal?
@solomon man thats beef just.
October 6th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
so have you recovered yet?
October 6th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
she has boots finally. she has been barefoot all this time!
dude. you fall in a diving stylu? heheh!!
October 7th, 2008 at 10:04 am
Adui! Lol!