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theme, new servers and whatnot

Posted by The Dark Knight on Friday, September 19th, 2008

Okay, so some of you might have noticed our comments being swallowed (only two apparently). Thing is, Node Six transferred us to one of their new servers, and threw in a fresh new theme as a bonus, custom pimped just for our royal weakness. We were worried our site would be down for ages, but [...]

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curses, curses, CURSES!!

Posted by The Dark Knight on Tuesday, October 6th, 2009

To whoever has been pouring buckets of ice into our water tank in the middle of the night lately and reducing three grown men to quivering whimpering masses of fear and trepidation when faced with an ice-cold shower in the very early morning, I have only this to say “Be off, damn and blast thee, ye wanton, flatulent, swill-fed dog-eared boot-licker!”

And if I ever lay my hands on thee, ye better say thy prayers, thou pernicious, grovelling, milk-swilling boar-snouted maggot!

Affectionately yours,

DK

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14 W.E.A.K Comments on “curses, curses, CURSES!!”

  1. yz Says:

    boar-snouted maggot…hmmm…oh the possibilities…and of course

    SOCKS!

  2. jny23 Says:

    lol.
    from yo home that fool always passes by at mine.
    Let me know when yu get a hold off him. Need give him a taste of his own medicine.

  3. jny23 Says:

    Why do i have a feeling Baz and Normzo are involved in this escapades?

  4. Chanel Says:

    When you catch him tell him to come to my house and add more icecubes in my tank. Its not cold enough the water.
    As for you three no four (including Jny) cry babies, shame on you. How come my babies love a splash of freezing cold. Nttttsssssskkk

  5. Nev Says:

    Ah…of DK’s excuses…hahaha.

  6. Sleek Says:

    Dude, showering doesn’t always have to be hard

  7. the emrys Says:

    showering is always hard, i wish there was a pill for it

  8. phoebe Says:

    kati, please do tell; what’s the shrinkage factor?- on the scale of 5.

  9. Designer Baby Jewellery Says:

    I love your humor. It always brightens up my day.

  10. ck Says:

    shrinkage factor…..
    cold water showering…do it MJ style, moon walk allover the shower

  11. The Dark Knight Says:

    Shrinkage factor? For the average person:

    Of course it all depends on how… gifted you are.

  12. phoebe Says:

    lol: you can’t say can you.
    because this is the very reason of your compliant.

    You walk out into the shower, and 4 minutes later ‘you can’t find yourself’.

    Poor Dark Knight.

  13. Joyunspeakable Says:

    Cold shower.? Get an instant ice breaker. Why are you so lonely?

  14. lulu Says:

    lol!

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