Archive for the ‘Just W.E.A.K’ Category
things and thangs
today it hit me that we had not blogged in over a month…very not like us, and so i decided to break this one and half months old self imposed blogging virginity. yeah i said it. shoot me!
so anyway onto the things and thangs…..
nowadays a lot of businesses and individuals are advertising their services or [...]
put a sock in it!
6:45 AM, I dash out of the house, and just before I jump on a boda, something tells me to take a look at my feet.
I realise I’m wearing two very different socks. As in socks clashing so blindly even a blind man would riot. I curse violently, rush back into the house, search frantically [...]
curses, curses, CURSES!!
To whoever has been pouring buckets of ice into our water tank in the middle of the night lately and reducing three grown men to quivering whimpering masses of fear and trepidation when faced with an ice-cold shower in the very early morning, I have only this to say “Be off, damn and blast thee, [...]
because I got high!
For Streetsider and Dee, thanks for insisting, you miserable haters! A real post would be too embarassing and I have a rep, so I’ll let Afroman do the talking. Or… singing.
And because I can’t embed the video, check it out here.
(some dude in the youtube comments says “Afro Man looks like a charcoal burner [...]
W.E.A.Kness
and so in keeping with the faith, this is definitely a W.E.A.K post. and without further ado, i present some of my W.E.A.Kest moments of the past two weeks.
i have these neighbors. some of the coolest chaps i know. i mean we play soccer on sundays and well… thats just about it. lately i have [...]
living la vida loca
Good afternoon boys and girls.
Ever had one of those days when you just needed some… drama in your life. When things just were not exciting enough? When you needed to add that extra spark in your life? When you just… you get the drift.
Well, ladies and gentlemen, for your consideration, I present, in seven easy [...]
fart
Okay, seriously. Why is it that the moment you choose to fart, someone walks into the room ??!!?
gap fillers - Why men do not write advice columns
Respectfully ripped from Facebook. Since I can’t link to it directly without you being a friend of a friend of a friend, I’ll put it here.
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Dear Walter,
I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn’t driven [...]
dangit!
So yeah, I’m looking sleek right? As I usually am. One of those rare tie days.
Hectic day, been running all over town sinking global domination deals. As I usually do.
I hit back to the cul-de-sac, more affectionately known as office.
I’m starving.
My food arrives, and I wolf it down, without pausing for breathe.
Okay, maybe a little [...]
1001 Tales - Zea mays
This is the fifth story in The 1001 series. It is an experiment in realtime writing, none of this is pre-conceived or pre-meditated, I want to see how far I can push a story without stopping to build the characters, or to plot out a proper tale. Some are brief, some are long and elaborate.
For [...]