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silly things
monday almost came and went by without incident, until about 7pm. remember fat bizzy?? yeah??? well he resurfaced in my life after an eternity, well more like 2months but you get the drift. dude called and our convo went abit like this;
fat bizzy: “sup ems”
me(in mocking voice): “sup player player”
fat bizzy: “ems enough with that [...]
wtf?
I cannot for the life of me figure out what the heck this is, or what the heck is goin’ on. Can you?
in which we do a little house keeping
Howdy fellas. Something small we need to iron out - ish.
We’ve noticed with growing… concern… no, alarm, no… trepidation. Yes, growing trepidation and significant alarm, that despite the title “Two (2) W.E.A.K Dudes”, many people still think this blog is written by one person.
I know! Honestly, we’re stumped!
So, a little verbal algebra is in order.
1. [...]
if this don’t make your weekend
Then you’ve got major denial issues.
Have a blessed weekend peoples!
Abba?
Today is a very important day in my life.
After months and weeks of struggling to keep it running, and after being robbed three times in 6 weeks, place cleaned out, after running around for days on end trying to raise a measly 15 million bucks to get it back in operation, after spending countless nights [...]
Idlenessity
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A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on an interstate road for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80mph, he suddenly saw a flashing red and blue light behind him.“There [...]
Randomnity
21 Random questions I’d like answers to, just things that cross my mind every other day when I’m sitting at a table looking accross at a random dame wondering how the heck I got into this mess:
1. When a dudu accidentally climbs onto your shoe at home and you take it all the way to [...]
Plagiarized
Always wanted to do stuff like this:
Next time you’re on an elevator and feel alittle bored, liven up the moment with some of these insightful ideas. Guaranteed to make heads turn or your money back.
1. When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you.
2. [...]