Archive for the ‘General W.E.A.K.ness’ Category
hunger, kwanjulas and that sort of rot…
i come here with trepidation. its been a while, a long while. i really feel sorry for all my loyal readers, all 2 and half of you. but the blame should solely be placed at the doorstep of that damsel known as twitter. she seduced me like a professional seductress, i gave in and i [...]
samson
i was (and still am) worried about coming back to this blog after a long hiatus. i didn’t/don’t think i still have it in me to be funny online, seeing as am finding it even harder to be funny in real life nowadays. even i don’t find my own jokes funny anymore and yet i [...]
texting shenanigans
anyone who knows me knows that i absolutely love texting. honest. i consider it one of life’s greatest pleasures and when i find someone (of the opposite sex) that enjoys it as much as i do, i could marry her so i can make up missing our wedding just because i was watching football to [...]
visit to the doctor
once again the title makes me feel like am writing a comprehension essay in primary school. but be that as it may, i finally lumbered over to the doc this weekend after my usual ways couldn’t get me a way out of a visit to the doc.
now, i normally don’t do doctors, i’ll either self [...]
coming back……perhaps!!
testing testing…..or should that be tasting tasting…..
*if i had some wings, i would fly you all around;
if i had some money, i would buy you the goddamn town; *
hi phoebe, esquire, etc
and yes, this means am right (write?) on course for regular programming starting this week.
* respectfully ripped from michael mcdermott’s lantern. best goddamn poem [...]
for you
i thought about going out to buy you a gift but i was at a loss. thought about getting you flowers, but on days like this, they are overrated mostly coz you’ll get a bunch of them anyway or maybe i could just say, money is tight, times are hard so i decided [...]
little cousin shenanigans
i thought about titling this as “my little cousin” but then it reminded me so much of those primary school days when they would ask us to write a story about our holidays or about sports day (or some other weird event) in english class. cue almost the entire class having titles like “my holidays [...]
RAA continued…or trying to abstain
she accuses me of being inconsistent in my blogging. i tell her am consistent in my inconsistency. does she think just coz she wears funky purple dresses i’ll give up my famed consistency….get a book to read woman
today i mark 11 days since making one of the most important decisions of my life. [...]
si…lazima or happy holidays
this easter season….
happy easter y’all and just coz i love this guy…
*pics respectfully ripped from some places i absolutely do not remember
urgh…i hate punctuation, who created it
i think you and i both have established by now that am never going to be good with titles and that sort of rot, so could you please stop thinking that the title is a giveaway to whatever am going to post about.
and while we are still on the topic of what am going to [...]