camels, dubya MDs and the lot
today while we were cruising through one of the slums in kla in a taxi, we chanced upon a camel. of course we all took a moment off to do the mandatory maalo, even the driver, actually especially the driver coz the next thing we knew, there was a howling stray scrawny dog under his car.
now there was this chap right next to me who went beyond the mandatory maalo. fellow saw the camel and let out a strange sound that in his apparent excitement sounded like the sound made by a kid who is clutching their stomach in pain and running at break neck speed to the first toilet in sight.
and in his excitement he tries to stand up while turning at the same time to catch what i assume on his behalf was a more meaningful glimpse of the camel while the driver accelerated away from the howling stray. in that single movement, dude had smashed his head against the roof of the car and let loose from his rear a sound that silenced everyone in the taxi while we all turned to look at him. the silence did not last long though, coz almost immediately there was incessant chatter among the passengers as some laughed at him while others made excuses for him and still others cursed him loudly.
in all that kavuyo what happened next was painful, very painful. it seems someone took advantage of all the kavuyo and let rip a deadly but silent Dubya MD. windows were immediately slid open without a care to how much dust came in, doors were flung open in protest, all in an effort to de-configure the WMD but to no avail. suffice to say, we all left the taxi coz we were losing fresh air faster than…whatever, just know it was fast. and last thing i heard, the conductor was desperately blaming the chap that had been seated next to me for costing him that route’s dimes
June 11th, 2009 at 11:29 am
and this is all cos of the camel…
June 11th, 2009 at 11:37 am
A thought just hit me. Maybe it was the camel that let the Dubya MD rip? I mean for something that potent…
June 11th, 2009 at 11:40 am
Dubya MDs?
I don’t think the Dubaiians will be too happy about this.
June 11th, 2009 at 11:41 am
I’m calling their embassy…
June 11th, 2009 at 11:51 am
lol… are you sure it wasn’t you and not the guy who was sitting next to you?
June 11th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
dude. i am rolling about on the floor here. hilarious stuff!
June 11th, 2009 at 6:00 pm
lol
Lucky you were not with me.
June 11th, 2009 at 7:53 pm
a camel in town…in the slums? for sho? wasnt it you who farted?
June 12th, 2009 at 11:58 am
Hahahahaaaa…all I can do is laugh …hahaha. What an experience.Those things never happen in my life.
June 12th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
lol……the excitement of the camal….lol….even more for the DubyaMD..you honestly desserted the taxi…lol…;i miss k’la
July 1st, 2009 at 10:07 am
im sure its u blaming others! not wit the way ur imaginin camels in the city! easy way 4 u to get out of payin the conductor!