because I got high!
For Streetsider and Dee, thanks for insisting, you miserable haters! A real post would be too embarassing and I have a rep, so I’ll let Afroman do the talking. Or… singing.
And because I can’t embed the video, check it out here.
(some dude in the youtube comments says “Afro Man looks like a charcoal burner from Mau Forest…”). Nuff said.
PS. If you find this post cryptic, it waan’t meant for you.
And one, two, three, lalalalala lalala.
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Afroman - Because I Got High Lyrics
I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
my room is still messed up and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]
I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
I am taking it next semester and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]
I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
now I’m selling dope and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]
I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
they took my whole paycheck and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]
I wasnt gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
Now I am a paraplegic - because I got high [repeat 3X]
I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I was gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why
- because I got high [repeat 3X]
I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo p**** too but then I got high
now I’m jacking off and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]
I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
now I’m sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]
I’m gonna stop singing this song because I’m high
I’m singing this whole thing wrong because I’m high
and if I dont sell one copy I know why
- cause I’m high [repeat 3X]
August 14th, 2009 at 8:11 am
I believe high socks are in order…And that song, my friend, is whack…Streetsider’s life credo
August 14th, 2009 at 8:16 am
No, that was too modest even for me…i meant: SOCKS SUCKERS!!
August 14th, 2009 at 11:26 am
“I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo p**** too but then I got high
now I’m jacking off and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]”
LOL!!
similar experience?? Hmmmm….
what u talking about sleek, its a classic bum song!
August 14th, 2009 at 11:39 am
This is cheating!
August 21st, 2009 at 4:24 pm
not good enough
Not Good Enough!!
NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!!
We want the details you punk!
@sleek, you know you are going to pay for that right?
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