Back In Action
Howdy,
am back……….and am back for good!!!!!!!! This reminds of some show a few years back, the “Kids say the darndest things “ show. During the show, Bill(the presenter) is up there with some kid and he is asking him what his new year resolutions are this time round.The kid is like, “well, last year my resolution was to quit candy and ice cream, but this year am back……and am back for good!!!”
Anyways its been quite a long time since i last posted, and during that time i have gone hungry, been cold and sick, oh and before i forget, i have been both cold and hungry(the worst combination there is, trust me!!!).
My sickness meant i could not take in any kinda food, whatsoever, lest me stomach started a riot. And this has been on going for the past week or so. Being the positive guy that i am, i tried as hard as possible to look at the upside of actually NOT EATING, and finally after a few days’ struggle i convince myself that its maybe a good way to lose weight(not that i got issues with mine, but i mean…..).
Anyways its been going good for me until today when the lady that does our lunch decides that we are doing chicken for lunch. I look at her like she is the craziest person alive at that moment and promptly begin to weep on the inside(my moment).
During my moment, a light comes on in my conscience, a little voice reminds me of how most of these African leaders of ours deal with riots and rebellions. I then decide to follow their example and bully my stomach into total submission and suppress the rebellion that is bound to follow. And i am glad to announce that so far so good, all the rioters are probably seated in some ka little dark corner afraid to come out, which is good, init???
So, like the The Dark Night put it, All hail anarchy and totalarian dictatorship(to the stomach that is)!!!!!!!!
You know it makes sense…….
Peace out!!!!!!!!